I swear to god I fell asleep watching TV last night and at about 4:00 a.m. I thought I heard a newscaster say that the President was going to look into prosecuting the makers of Freaky Links, the awful ’90s TV show.

As I drifted back into full unconsciousness, I thought “I hope MANTIS is next. And Titus was a waste of a perfectly good half hour of my life, too.”

But uh, it’s WikiLeaks. So we tried to secretly clone a U.N. official or something? That would actually make for a great episode of The Lone Gunmen.

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