Aquaman: hung like a brine shrimp?
I think Gail Simone’s a little sick of hearing how awesome her comics are. So Gail, allow me to take a moment to mention that your animated teleplays are freakin’ hysterical as well. Last week’s episode of Batman: The Brave and the Bold featured one of the many teams Gail’s well-known for writing, The Birds of Prey, performing a little number in which they rate the sexy score of the DCU characters as portrayed in the Brave and the Bold-verse - musically. No punches are pulled. Gah if only the Spider-Man musical had a prayer of being anywhere near this good - but then again, U2 aren’t going to be making fun of Aquaman’s weenis, so really Spidey just doesn’t stand a chance.
Even by the high standards of this seriously underrated show, this was an instant classic.
(Spoiler alert: The Flash and and Green Arrow take it on the chin pretty hard in this number too.)
