And you probably thought that poorly worded promo poster was going to be the most embarrassing thing about the latest beloved cartoon of the ’70s to be adapted into a poorly written, lazily CGI-animated abomination, Yogi Bear.

Well I knew worse things were yet to come when I saw the first trailer, yet somehow my love for this smarter-than-the-average-bear left me holding onto some vestige of hope that this film might be less disastrous than say, Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel. Shows what I know. This is going to be a bomb of epic proportions. Those of us who cherish our childhood memories of Jellystone Park and the adorable, pantsless bears who lived in a cave yet wore jaunty little ties, are advised to watch the recently-released second trailer for the film, and abandon all hope.