On behalf of planet Earth I surrender and volunteer to commit treason, on the stipulation that you give me a cushy gig in the slave mines - and that you don’t “serve” me, if you get my meaning.

From io9:

The United Nations has appointed Earth’s ambassador should aliens touch down in the near future. Their selection? Malaysian astrophysicist Mazlan Othman, who heads the UN’s Office for Outer Space Affairs. Othman will discuss her duties in Buckinghamshire, England next week.

Embrace change, y’all!